Shattered Family of Mother-of-two, 39, Who Died on Board a Sydney Harbour Party Boat Say She Was Acc

The grief-stricken family of a mother-of-two who died on board a party boat in Sydney Harbour believe she was locked in a toilet with poisonous gas.

Shalina Abdulhussein, 39,was found slumped over a bathroom sink on the three-level Lady Rose catamaran on February 2.

On Monday, her distraught husband Daljit Singh buried her, and said he believes his wife died because she was trapped. He is now considering legal action.

Mr Singh has told his wife's family he believes a modification to the toilet cubicle's sink allowed poisonous gas to flood into the cabin.

He says excessive levels of hydrogen sulphide filled the toilet and his wife struggled to unlock the hatch in the windowless cubicle.

Ms Abdulhussein's aunt, Zahra Barhmal, believes her niece suffered a heart attack seconds after inhaling the toxic gas.

'Her husband is in deep shock. He said Shalina had no chance, he understandably wants answers,' she told The Daily Telegraph from her home in London.

'We are all in shock but right now her husband is numb, he's in survival mode for their two boys.

'He adored Shalina, she went on a boat for just four hours to celebrate a birthday, she was so happy about going, he never expected to never see her again.'

Crew members aboard the Lady Rose didn't realise the mother-of-two was missing until friends raised the alarm.

They broke down the cubicle door, but they were too late.

The Australian Maritime Safety Authority and RMS continue to investigate the death, with investigators finding defects in other vessels, including the boat's sewage disposal systems.

Partygoers on the same boat as Ms Abdulhussein reportedly complained about a 'strange smell' hours before she was found dead.

A report on her death is being prepared for the Coroner.

Daily Mail Australia has contacted All Occasion Cruises for comment.

It is understood the company will not be commenting until all the facts are known.

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His girlfriend, Beth, who had recently moved in, did want a cat - so badly, in fact, that she created a 13-slide PowerPoint presentation titled "An Argument for Cats: Why We Should Adopt a Cat." She made her case on Jan. 16, citing evidence of health benefits for pet owners, statistics on cat homelessness, quotes from famous cat owners including Charles Dickens and, on slide 7, a bullet-pointed assertion that "toilet training will be easy" with help from Fuzz's owners and YouTube videos.Freudberg was sold, and they ended up adopting Kal from a Northern Virginia rescue group called Save A Dog, Save A Cat. They also bought a kit called Litter Kwitter. 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Ever Clog Up the Toilet at a Friend/family House, and There Wasn't a Plunger in Sight?
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Why Does the Toilet "flush" When You Pour a Bucket of Water into It?
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How Do I Get a Massive Shit Clog Out of the Toilet?
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Crazy Facts Regarding the Toilet - Bath & Showers
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John Demjanjuk Case: Germany's Surreal War Crimes Trial
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TORONTO (Gonna come out now,ha ha ha,wow look out.) She came in through the bathroom window - With apologies to the Beatles It was media day at the Super Bowl on Tuesday, which means more hot air was expelled in one afternoon than the day Mount St. Helens blew its top.The big news?Bill Belichick's favourite stuffed toy is a monkey.Marshawn Lynch can talk - sort of.And, a Patriots' employee took a bathroom break. Yes, kids, Super Bowl has gone into the toilet bowl. Here we have the NFL's premier event and its petered-out - I'm sorry to say - into a discussion about soft balls and what happened behind a closed bathroom door.And, Roger Goodell wept. Figuratively speaking, as his billion-dollar spectacle headed down a sewer pipe.As the Deflate-gate tittle-tattle (someone cue Freddy Fender singing Wasted Days and Wasted Nights. Please!) continues to overtake Super Bowl XLIX, the first tangible evidence of nefarious doings has been reported.The NFL investigation has uncovered a "serious person of interest" as it tries to find how 11 footballs used by the Patriots in the AFC Championship game were softer than a roll of Charmin' tissue. This is an issue because by now everyone knows Tom Brady likes his balls soft and although we're not sure what his super-model wife, Gisele Bundchen, thinks about that, she did send him a tweet on Media Day, saying, "We Love You Daddy".Down at NFL headquarters, they're not sure if they love Brady.Or Belichick.Or the Patriots, who have smarmy, and unctuous, down better than the last time Eddie Haskell told The Beav's mother "You have a really pretty dress, Mrs. Cleaver," all the while plotting who's petunias he's going to uproot next.But, I digress. Which, I want on record isn't my fault, because the boss is making me write about what looks like a guy going for a whiz. Period.Unfortunately, the conspiracy theorists are running amok, so we'll try to be serious. FOX Sports reported that a Patriots employee took a bag of footballs that had been inspected and approved by officials into a separate area.Video the league has uncovered indicates the area is a bathroom. Further, that Billy Scapegoat, oops! Did I think that? I mean, the unnamed employee, spent 90 seconds in there. Alone. With his balls!Imagine the possibilities. Every Tom, Dick and Harry who believes the Patriots are guilty of tampering with their balls inappropriately are suggesting this is the smoking, errr-ah, gun! It's like the Nixon tapes all over again. Stop the Super Bowl, they suggest. They do not believe Belichick and Brady when they deny taking a leak."For years, public figures have been perfecting the art of denial," huffs the Huffington Post. Who knows how long the Patriots have been playing with their soft balls? No wonder they are league leaders in not fumbling when they're carrying balls that feel like marshmallows. Their season is a sham, the accusers cry. They say. Impeach the Pats!Those who believe this is all a witch hunt will suggest it is much ado about dinkiness. Brady actually played better with the legal balls after halftime than he did the mushballs.Me? I'm sayin' just wake me up when this is all over. Please.I'm sayin' unless that Patriots employee has admitted there were things, other than himself, leaking behind that door, the video doesn't prove anything. And I wish I didn't have to keep trying to think up new adjectives for washroom humor.Professors, astrophysicists and weathermen have been attempting for 10 days to figure out if cold weather could have caused deflation. Conclusion? They say it's inconclusive, even though any guy who has ever stepped out of the water after a cold swim would know the answer to that.Just saying.Worse. Now this. Now we're faced with more days of timekeepers, rocket scientists and ball boys dickering over whether it is possible to deflate 11 footballs in 90 seconds. According to Pro Football Talk, a league source with "extensive knowledge and experience in the NFL believes that 90 seconds provides enough time - especially if the bag allowed the valves to be accessed without individually removing them. (The bag in the photo, for example, has a large zipper that when open permits quick access to the balls.)" Seriously?Now we've got Zipper-gate! Maybe there was an accomplice, too. You know, a second prick hiding in a urinal armed with a second needle and ...Oh, never mind. We're not going there. But the theme song for this year's Super Bowl. Should be: She Came In Through The Bathroom Window. But the version sung by Joe Cocker.The football world has gone Willy-nilly. And, I really, really need to get off it.
I Went to See the Movie That Was Called the Up & Down Movie
Ah, the movies. Nothing is better than to go see the movies in the theater at the Bijou and buy a tasty popcorn treat and a soda water and a box of watercress sandwiches and a tin of chewing tobacco and all the candy you can eat for a nickel. Gone are the days when a man could relax and enjoy a lovely pig roast while taking in the latest feature at the Bijou movie theater where they show the movie pictures that you can see if you pay money to see them.Oh, but enough of my yapping. This week I asked my editor if I could go see Art Clooney's new movie, The Peace Man, and he said to go home and call him again next month, but I said that I didn't get to review no movies last month for the newspaper readers and he said, okay, just shut up and leave him the hell alone.Well, I went to the theater and asked to buy a ticket to see The Peace Man movie and the girl said that they had no tickets because they had sold out of tickets to Peace Man. And I thought to myself that Peace Man must be a very good movie if people all want to see it. So then the ticket girl told me that I could buy a ticket to go see the movie called the Up & Down movie about the man who likes the other men. I said that would be okay since one movie is better than no movie.Before I went to the theater to see the Ups & Downs movie, I had to go to the toilet because my wife Toots had made ham for lunch and sometimes ham doesn't agree with me. I sat down on the commode and did my business, but then I couldn't get out of the toilet stall. I banged and banged on the door to the toilet stall but I couldn't get it open, and no one heard me hollering because everyone went to the movies and didn't go to the toilet first.Well, I sat in the stall for a long time waiting for someone to come in, but no one came until The Peace Man movie got out and these kids came into the bathroom. I said to the kids to let me out but instead they laughed at me and threw their soda water cups over the stall at me and left without telling the manager man that I was still in the toilet stall. These kids today do not know how to show proper respect for their elders.Anyway, the ticket girl finally heard me hollering from in the toilet stall and got the manager to get me out. I was so glad to be out of the toilet stall that I forgot to go see the Upstairs Downstairs movie.Well, until next time, I'll see you on the Silver Screen.
Use Tech to Work and Parent Better
Women are leveraging technology in such a way that it goes a great way in empowering them.Technology can be liberating. And no one can prove this better than women achievers in the corporate world, who have deployed technology in circumventing everyday encumbrances.The 3rd Annual Connected Women Leadership Forum held here on Tuesday provided an opportunity for women who have made it to the various rungs of the corporate ladder to find answers from experts to everything from how to achieve work-life balance to the ways of widening one’s business network, and using Skype in parenting. The event was organised by the Cisco Connected Women India. “There is no such thing as balance. All talk is about BS. Life is about juggling balls and making sure they don’t fall on the floor,” said Sejal Gulati, vice-president, Time Inc. She was answering a question from a participant at the session on 21st century work environment and opportunities for women. The theme of this year’s event was empowering women in technology. “Embrace technology, love it, explore it and do not get stressed by it. Leverage it to empower yourself,” said Shubra Sinha, managing director, marketing, globalisation Cisco. The tech-savvy women illustrated with examples. While Sinha sought YouTube to guide her on how to fix a leak in the toilet, Gulati leaned on the Skype to get help from her mother overseas to engage her child while she attended a conference call. “We have to be result-oriented and we are lucky that we can use technology to deliver those results,” Gulati said.“Facebook, LinkedIn, Itunes, Ipad… the tools at one’s disposal are many and women can use them to further their careers and personal lives,” she said addressing a roomful of women who are employed in some of the well-known technology companies in the city. How can working moms give their best to their children while performing well at the workplace How does one deal with the guilt of not being able to spend enough time with one’s children “Guilt is a useless emotion,” responded Gulati, mother of a toddler. “Working makes me a better mom. I have to find my own gig. Find your own definition of success. Stop doubting yourself and people will start believing in you and pushing you to achieve more,” she said.
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